| # | Author | Message |
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| aehuckjensen
Thu 5/27/2004 8:46p | Ooh, Duran Duran! :-)
The wife in Dr. Phil's 2nd Family in Crisis is really awful. Yikes! |
522
| TALL Disney Guy
Thu 5/27/2004 8:54p | I just had me a Hungry Man frozen dinner, and I tain't hungry no more.
Good deal. |
523
| aehuckjensen
Thu 5/27/2004 9:00p | Any chances that Ben Affleck's acting is ever going to stop making me laugh? |
524
| LilliBelle
Thu 5/27/2004 9:03p | I really like mXc. |
525
| LilliBelle
Thu 5/27/2004 9:07p | Indeed. |
526
| aehuckjensen
Thu 5/27/2004 9:11p | Mostly True Stories: Legends on TLC is really grossing me out. |
527
| FiveBearRugs
Thu 5/27/2004 9:55p | I should get back to writing my story, but everytime I get to the comp, I get lazy. |
528
| FiveBearRugs
Fri 5/28/2004 12:45a | Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery
Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.
Accept this sacrifice, Oh Great Lord of Darkness
Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
Hand me that....uh....that uh....thing-a-ma-jiggy.
Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
Doggone, there go the lights again...
You know, there's big money in kidneys. Come on, he's got two.
Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
What's this doing here?
That's great! Now make his leg twitch!
I wish I had my glasses.
Well folks, this will be an experiment for us all.
Sterile, shmerile. The floor's clean enough.
What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change.....!
Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
And now we remove the brain and place it in the body of the ape.
OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
What do you mean "You want a divorce"!
She's gonna blow! Everybody take cover!!!
FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out now!!
Oh no! Page 47 of the manual is missing! |
529
| Kar2oonMan
Fri 5/28/2004 1:04a | >>I really like mXc.<<
Right you are, Lillie! |
530
| Kar2oonMan
Fri 5/28/2004 1:06a | I think I am coming down with something. I feel awful, can't sleep. Maybe a cold or something, not sure. But I feel awful. Chills. A little nauseous. Now kinda feverish. Bleh.... |
