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| friendofdd
Mon 1/31/2005 10:09a | Why, anybody can have a brain. That's a very mediocre commodity. Every pusillanimous creature that crawls on the Earth or slinks through slimy seas has a brain. Back where I come from, we have universities, seats of great learning, where men go to become great thinkers. And when they come out, they think deep thoughts and with no more brains than you have. But they have one thing you haven't got: a diploma.
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152
| threeundertwo
Mon 1/31/2005 12:56p | Up the airy mountain, down the rushing glen, we dare not go a hunting, for fear of little men. You see, nobody ever goes in and nobody ever comes out.
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153
| Jafar30
Mon 1/31/2005 2:12p | Samir: "No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent a** clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks>> |
154
| Jafar30
Mon 1/31/2005 2:19p | "Are you ready to tie one on Friday night"
"Can't wait"
"I plan on staying out until bar close"
Me and my friends discussing going out since we all got raises. We'll be out until ten I would imagine. |
155
| TiggerPooh1973
Tue 2/1/2005 7:13a | "You're not a lady, you're nothin' but a sister!" |
156
| Jafar30
Tue 2/1/2005 9:22a | "Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein."
Joe Theisman |
157
| Jafar30
Tue 2/1/2005 9:27a | "Watching football is like watching pornography. There's plenty of action, and I can't take my eyes off it, but when it's over, I wonder why the hell I spent an afternoon doing it."
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158
| Kar2oonMan
Wed 2/2/2005 12:37a | "Some people have great stories, pretty stories that take place at lakes with boats and friends and noodle salad. Just, no one in this car. But, a lot of people, that's their story. Good times, noodle salad. What makes it so hard is not that you had it bad, but that you're that pissed that so many others had it good."
-- Melvin
As Good As It Gets |
159
| melekalikimaka
Wed 2/2/2005 12:53a | "Real tomato ketchup, Ed?" |
160
| melekalikimaka
Wed 2/2/2005 1:11a | "Alright, alright, alright."
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