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#	Author	Message
181	melekalikimaka Fri 2/4/2005 4:21a	"Remove head from sphincter, *then* drive!"
182	melekalikimaka Fri 2/4/2005 4:26a	"You know, people tell me I kind of look like Han Solo."
183	gaydsnywitch Fri 2/4/2005 7:45a	"When you looked at me I should've run But I thought it was just for fun" "Vacation All I ever wanted Vacation Had to get away Vacation" Go-Gos
184	Jafar30 Fri 2/4/2005 9:32a	"Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son" "As of right now Delta House is on double secret probabtion." Dean Wormer
185	melekalikimaka Sat 2/5/2005 1:14a	My name is Muerte.
186	CuriosWolfSo Sat 2/5/2005 5:04a	"Ayyyyyyy" Happy Days (TV)
187	peeaanuut Sat 2/5/2005 6:27a	"A man can be an artist... in anything, food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. Creasey's art is death. He's about to paint his masterpiece." "Well, if you give me a couple minutes of your time, I got a few things I'd like to talk to ya about. You know, eh, what you did wasn't really your fault. It's what you call, a eh, genetic defect. Mom called it the, the gene. My Grandfather had the gene, he eh, came over from the boat from Ireland in 1912 and I guess he passed it on to my Old Man. My Old Man was a great guy, a real pussy cat, you know hard worker. Big sports fan, but sometimes on his way home from the docks he liked to stop in with the guys and have a couple of beers, ya know. I remember coming home from school one day, and eh, the whole house was dark. Couldn't figure it out. I heard my Mom crying off in the dark someplace, and I was old enough at that point I could reach the light switch. I turned the lights on, and I saw, what he did to her. So I went to my room and I got, the eh, baseball bat. Mikey Mantel model my Old Man give me for Christmas, and I found the Old Man passed out in the bathtub, and I tattooed him. Needless to say, when I came home everyday from school after that, the eh, house is lit up like Ebbet's Field, and the Old Man eh, never drank again. So all I'm saying to you is if you wanna drink, you go ahead and drink. But if I ever find out that you laid your hands on that little girl again, me and Mr. Mantle are gonna pay you a visit my friend."
188	Boardwalkbum Sat 2/5/2005 12:35p	"Fat guy in alittle coat......Fat guy in alittle coat....."
189	LadyKluck Sat 2/5/2005 12:56p	>>>My name is Muerte.<<<< ROFLMAO!! I LOVE that movie!! "Hey there Morty!"
190	melekalikimaka Sat 2/5/2005 6:39p	:-D I was so happy when Undercover Blues came out on dvd. Now I'm torn between watching it or Tommy Boy tonight.

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