| # | Author | Message |
291
| gaydsnywitch
Wed 2/23/2005 2:49p | "My friends need to be punished."
"Oh bliznak!" |
292
| MissCandice
Wed 2/23/2005 3:22p | "Say it loud! I'm black and I'm proud!" |
293
| threeundertwo
Wed 2/23/2005 8:40p | All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
Erma Bombeck
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294
| threeundertwo
Wed 2/23/2005 8:40p | Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity.
Erma Bombeck
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295
| threeundertwo
Wed 2/23/2005 8:41p | Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.
Erma Bombeck
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296
| threeundertwo
Wed 2/23/2005 8:43p | Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, "No, thank you," to dessert that night. And for what!
Erma Bombeck
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297
| Pixie Glitter
Wed 2/23/2005 9:22p | When someone shows you who they are, believe them.
(I honestly don't know who said this, but I heard it was Oprah Winfrey, so let's go with that). |
298
| friendofdd
Wed 2/23/2005 10:08p | One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear
--J.B. Morton
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299
| Kar2oonMan
Wed 2/23/2005 10:28p | "Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly."
-- Rose Franken |
300
| Jafar30
Wed 2/23/2005 10:30p | Triumph the Insult Comic Dog to some fans waiting in line for Star Wars. Note I can't post the two funniest posts.
To one male fan:
"Have you ever talked to a women without giving your credit card number."
To a fan dressed as Darth Vader:
DVF-"These buttons here help me breathe."
Triumph-"Which button calls your parents to pick you up." |
