| # | Author | Message |
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| Jafar30
Tue 1/18/2005 12:36p | "LOL! Everytime I try to be a wiseguy and point out a typo, I go and make one myself. Every. Single. Time."
Kar2oonMan 1/18/2005 |
32
| threeundertwo
Tue 1/18/2005 12:37p | It's true you don't see many dwarf women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are often mistaken for dwarf men.
Aragorn: It's the beards.
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33
| TiggerPooh1973
Tue 1/18/2005 12:42p | "He's an angry elf!"
"Would you like to touch my monkey?"
"Isn't that special" |
34
| Jafar30
Tue 1/18/2005 12:58p | "I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I enjoy ice cream and a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me I have an I.Q. of 48 and that I am considered mentally retarded."
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35
| Jafar30
Tue 1/18/2005 1:12p | Mike Tyson after losing a fight a few years ago:
"I guess I'm going to fade into Bolivian" |
36
| iceknyght
Tue 1/18/2005 3:37p | Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color? |
37
| FaMulan
Tue 1/18/2005 5:54p | It's mine, my own, my precious. |
38
| goodgirl
Tue 1/18/2005 6:08p | <<Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color?>>
My favorite line in that movie!!! |
39
| Minnie1955
Tue 1/18/2005 6:37p | I'm George. George McFly. I'm your density. |
40
| wendebird
Tue 1/18/2005 7:35p | I feel good, I feel great, I feel wonderful.
GETOUTTATHECAR!
Is this corn hand shucked?
People are like telephones, some are just tempoarily disconnected.
I know that Betty.
All from "What About Bob?"
This fog's as thick as peanut butter.
You mean pea soup.
You eat what you like, I'll eat what I like!
Rudolph
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