| # | Author | Message |
471
| markcanada
Thu 10/20/2005 10:54a | "Make the stupid people shut up."
- Happy Bunny |
472
| Jafar30
Thu 10/20/2005 1:03p | "Oh no. None of that. Sex? What are you talking about? That's crazy. Look man, I'm engaged. That would put me in trouble."
-- Viking Mewelde Moore when questioned about the activities on the boats several Vikings players chartered.
"Every time that I have ever tried to help a woman out, I have been incarcerated."
-- Jose Canseco on "The Surreal Life"
"It was another 'Nip/Tuck' game, which you can see on FOX, and now we're heading back to 'The OC' which you can also see on FOX."
-- Chris Myers closing out his postgame report after Wednesday's White Sox-Angels game
"I don't see it happening unless every NBA player is given a stipend to buy clothes."
-- Marcus Camby (who will make $7.15 million this season) on the NBA invoking a new dress code
"This is my first summer [with] no trouble. I ain't go to jail for speeding. Didn't go to jail for DUI. I didn't break my foot. I didn't break my other foot. I'm one step ahead of the game already."
-- Kwame Brown
"Bud Light."
-- St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Chris Carpenter when asked to name his favorite pitcher.
"Half is not enough protection, half is my fault and half is them just doing a good job. I know it's 150 percent, but I'm a little tired now."
-- Marc Bulger
"I'm very rarely beyond words, and I am right now."
-- John O'Hurley after learning he had won his rematch against Kelly Monaco on "Dancing with the Stars."
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473
| DDMAN26
Tue 1/3/2006 10:45p | "My prediction is that y'all gonna hate on the style we create, straight 2008."
-- Kevin Federline on his upcoming rap album |
474
| melekalikimaka
Tue 1/3/2006 11:35p | "K.Fed is right. I do hate the style he created. I pretty much hate everything he friggin' does."
-me |
475
| BurtonsSeattleSally
Thu 1/5/2006 2:16p | "If you're ever selling your house, and some people come by, and a big rat comes out and he's dragging the rattrap because it didn't quite kill him, just tell the people he's your pet and that's a trick you taught him." -Jack Handy |
476
| DDMAN26
Thu 1/5/2006 9:21p | "Early Saturday morning driving over a hill on a semi-busy street in my hometown of Montclair, I came upon four deer traveling east, side by side, on a two-lane road. I slowed and nearly stopped. They walked for maybe 100 yards until the one on the left looked over his shoulder at my car. Then they all hopped a low fence into some woods."
Sports Illustrated NFL writer Peter King obviously talking about football. |
477
| melekalikimaka
Thu 1/5/2006 10:45p | From The Modern Drunkard: A Handbook for Drinking in the 21st Century (a Christmas present from the infamous MissCandice)
Chapter 2: Buzzwords for Boozeheads
"Fugly Bus": n, the mysterious bus that whisks away all ugly people from the bar and replaces them with their beautiful cousins; usually arrives after your 10th drink |
478
| disneyfreaksk
Fri 1/6/2006 8:00a | "All deck on hands."
Captain Jack Sparrow
Pirates of the Caribbean, Deadman's Chest. |
479
| Boardwalkbum
Sun 1/8/2006 4:06p | Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
The mate was fixed by the bosun's pike
The bosun brained by a marlinspike
And cookey's throat was marked belike
It had been gripped by fingers ten;
And there they lay, all good dead men
Like break o'day in a boozing ken
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum....
It only gets more unpleasent.....(shudder)
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480
| DDMAN26
Wed 1/25/2006 10:20a | "They should have focused more on me." -- Sebastian Telfair of the Portland Trailblazers, giving his opinion of the ESPN documentary about ... him. |
