| # | Author | Message |
511
| Boardwalkbum
Mon 2/6/2006 9:03p | "To call your stupidity "glacial" would be an insult to ice." |
512
| alexbook
Fri 8/17/2007 2:48p | "Like the Crosby to the Stills to the Nash to the Young"
--The Marginal Prophets |
513
| Autopia Deb
Fri 8/17/2007 6:19p | "Shiney, let's be bad guys"
Jayne Cobb (Adam Baldwin) Serenity |
514
| alexbook
Wed 8/29/2007 9:45a | "...police work is powered by routine and custom, and one of the strong and proud traditions of our craft was that it was good to know the dead person's name."
--Jeff Lindsay, "Dexter in the Dark" |
515
| Lady Starlight
Wed 8/29/2007 10:38a | Why Kate, your not wearing a bustle.
How lewd.
~Doc Holliday, "Tombstone" |
516
| christiemarsh88
Wed 8/29/2007 2:11p | Mrs. Conclusion: Hullo, Mrs. Premise.
Mrs. Premise: Hullo, Mrs. Conclusion.
Conclusion: Busy Day?
Premise: Busy? I just spent four hours burying the cat.
Conclusion: Four hours to bury a cat?
Premise: Yes - it wouldn't keep still, wriggling about howling its head off.
Conclusion: Oh - it wasn't dead, then?
Premise: No, no - but it's not at all well, so as we were going away for a fortnight's holiday, I thought I'd better bury it just to be on the safe side. |
517
| alexbook
Wed 8/29/2007 6:36p | "Folks, here's a reminder from the National Safety Council: When walking, stop at the curb, look both ways, cross when it's safe."
--George Fenneman, on "You Bet Your Life"
(I don't know why, but I cracked up when I heard this.) |
518
| x Pirate_Princess x
Wed 8/29/2007 9:49p | "He is a boil on the butt of humanity."
Ouiser, "Steel Magnolias" |
519
| christiemarsh88
Thu 8/30/2007 11:39a | "Clothes make the man. Naked people have very little or no influence on society." Mark Twain |
520
| alexbook
Mon 9/10/2007 7:14p | "I don't want to be insulting, but how is it you're not in jail?"
--Groucho Marx |
