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501
| Darkbeer
Wed 12/29/2004 8:59p | Well, in honor of 500 posts, well, actually over 500 posts, but we lost a few due to a computer glitch... let me repost one of those "lost" posts, which was in honor of DCA's 3rd Birthday...
OK, folks, since DCA's third anniversary is Sunday (2/8/01), I have decided to "tape this in front of a live audience"... for airing on Sunday live, just before the Grammy awards (which will be "slightly" taped delayed anyways)
Time for Darkbeer's Top Twenty List.....
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Tonight's topic, the top 20 nicknames for Disney's California Adventure (with thanks from the LaughingPlace.com thread and all those who came up with a nickname...)
Number 20 - DOA = Dead On Arrival... in honor of the original nickname given by the DLR CM's for the park back when it first opened in February of 2001, thanks to Westsider for starting this topic.
Number 19 - Disney Coddles Accountineers - a name posted by Galaxie 500, whom we all miss...
Number 18 - Don't Create Another
Number 17 - Disney's Carney Amusements
Number 16 - Eisner's Folly - In honor of SaveDisney.com
Number 15 - Dirt Cheap Attractions
Number 14 - Dull Carnival Ahead
Number 13 - Disappointing Creative Attempt
Number 12 - BRL = Budget Ride Land
Number 11 - Dormant Cheap Amusements
And before we reveal the Top 10, here is a word from our sponsors...
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And WELCOME BACK.... time for the second half of the Top 20 list...
Number 10 - YMCA = Yucky Miserly Cheap Area, in honor of the "music" series in 2002
Number 9 - D'oh California AWFUL!
Number 8 - BLS = Blue Light Special
Number 7 - Disastrous Creative Attempt
Number 6 - Doesn't Attract Californians
Number 5 - ECCA = Eisner's Cheap California Adventure
Number 4 - Disney's Corporate Arrogance
Number 3 - Decidedly Crummy Attractions
Number 2 - Discounts Create Attendance
And the Number 1 DCA Nickname...
DUMB = Disney's Universal Mountain Berry Park
Thank you all for tuning in, and enjoy the Grammys. (Watch out for those Sunburst symbols.... ;)
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502
| 9oldmen
Wed 12/29/2004 10:10p | Neither can 501 of them! |
503
| oc_dean
Tue 1/4/2005 11:42a | Well .. I think we should re-mention one of DCA's nicknames in honor of the (BACK BY POOPULAR DEMAND / 2for1) .........
D-iscounts
C-reate
A-ttendance
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504
| tangaroa
Tue 1/4/2005 2:02p | How about:
Discontinuity
Creates
Absurdity
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505
| mstaft
Tue 1/4/2005 4:08p | Definitely
Coming
Around
(My last visit was pretty fun there!) |
506
| oc_dean
Tue 1/4/2005 10:38p | Sure .. ToT adds to a degree .. but look at how half of HBP area is dead.
Disney
Continues to
Approve
...this park to drag
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507
| Kar2oonMan
Wed 1/5/2005 12:31a | It's the park that...
Disneyphiles
Can't
Abide |
508
| oc_dean
Wed 1/5/2005 1:08p | D-ue to
C-uts through
A-ccounting ....
we loose interest. |
509
| Captain Jack Sparrow
Wed 1/5/2005 2:47p | D -isney
C -an't
A -ppease
EVERYONE! |
510
| oc_dean
Wed 1/5/2005 4:05p | while...
D-isney
C-aught on to
A-new way to cut cost
.. and look where that got them! :~ |
