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Topic: Troll Contest

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Ursula
Thu 2/9/2006 10:57p
^ Hahahahahha!
52
DlandDug
Thu 2/9/2006 11:38p
BgstDlandFAN writes:

TO THE SOCALLED EX-PERTS AT THE Lp BROADS WHY YOU DO SAY THAT I DO NOT KNOW WHAT I AM SAYING WHEN I TELL YOU THAT MY DAD AND MOM WENT ON THE MATERHORN ON THE

FIRST DAY AT DINSEYLAND IN 1954.

I KNOW FOR A FACT BECUZ WE HAV THE ***PHOTOS*** TO PROVE IT DONT SAY THAT I AM NOT %1000 TRUE BECAUSE YOU WILL BE AS WRONG AS DLANDDUD AND THE REST OF THE NOW-IT-ALLS AT LP
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DlandDug
Thu 2/9/2006 11:43p
(Not really trollish, but delightfully obscure:)

It seems there was a monastery in Nepal where the specialty of the monks was creating beautifully handcrafted animals of lead, covered in zinc and decorated with paint, glitter and rhinestones. All of the monks had taken a vow of silence, and only those true to their vows were allowed to work with the more exotic and intricate of the creations. Indeed, even uttering one word would send an otherwise talented monk straight back to coating simple farm animals.

It may seem unfair, but then as anyone who lived through WWII knows...

Loose lips zinc sheeps.

--FriendlyDiDi
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DlandDug
Thu 2/9/2006 11:59p
ThuhDarkLurker writes:

What you people need to know is that Walt Disney and his parents were members in good standing of the Illuminati. The alignment of Sleeping Beaty Castle, facing due east, was placed at the specific request of the High Dragon of the Hollywood Illuminati, who personally taught Walt Disney mind control in the early 1930s. The scene at the end of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves is an exact recreation of a cabalistic ceremony in which a virgin is sacrificed on a carved altar in a forested glade. The seven dwarves represent each of the Druid Virtues, as they were interpreted in America after 1861. (The outbreak of the American Civil War was caused by rival factions of the Druids in the North and South, as celebrated by Walt Disney in coded scenes in "Song of the South." That is why the film has NEVER been released on video, as specified in carefully produced films left by Walt Disney, which detail every step that the Walt Disney Company is to take for the next thousand years.) Every Disney theme park around the world is used as a recruitment center for the Illuminati, as is plainly seen by anyone who drives around them late at night and plainly sees the lights, activities, etc. that are clearly consistent with Druidic rituals, Wiccan activities, and cabalistic orgies. The costumed characters often entice small children into hidden areas of the amusement parks, and then the parents are lulled by MIND CONTROL or paid off by highly placed lawyers who have connections at the highest level of the federal government. Both the Church and the State are helpless, as Walt Disney collected vast files on Church leaders and politicians, and was ruthless in using them to achieve his goals. Central Florida is but the tip of the ice berg. Anyone who uncovers these chilling truths has been found dead within days, almost always of so-called "suicides."

DON'T SAY YOU HAVEN'T BEEN WARNED!
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RoadTrip
Fri 2/10/2006 12:06a
I KNEW it!!

56
Kar2oonMan
Fri 2/10/2006 1:16a
>>EX-PERTS AT THE Lp BROADS<<

Hey! The broads at LP are still pert!

--MayleShowvanistSwine
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Jim in Merced CA
Fri 2/10/2006 7:50a
Did you guys know that Oswald the Rabbit was pseudo-adopted as a mascot by Hitler and the Nazi party?

You can see doodles of Oswald in many of Hitler's journals from the pre-WWII era.

The reason Disney wanted Oswald the Rabbit back is because they're trying to distance themselves from Eisner [you know, he's Jewish], and give the company a more balanced feel.

DsNee HiSt0reeN
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markcanada
Fri 2/10/2006 8:24a
Legoland rules. Disneyland is all hype but their time has passed.
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markcanada
Fri 2/10/2006 8:24a
Universal rocks. Disney is history.
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markcanada
Fri 2/10/2006 8:24a
Disneyland is way better than Disney World.
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