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371	alexbook Thu 12/21/2006 12:08p	Santa won't be back next Christmas Eve It sounds strange I know, it's hard to believe But the State Patrol's watching everybody these days He was weaving in the sky in his reindeer sleigh So they radioed to every cop in the state And it was only a matter of minutes to wait When he landed on a houstop, there they were Telling Santa to exhale in a breathalyzer But Santa refused to take the breathalyzer test "In that case, buddy, you're under arrest." They frisked him where he landed on that little housetop Found a miniature bottle of peppermint schnapps Santa got a DWI For weaving around in the sky Believe me, I wouldn't lie Santa got a DWI They took Santa down to the county jail Gave him one phone call to raise ten thousand bail By some strange note, Santa called me Said he needed ten grand just to set himself free I told him I'd get on it and do what I could do But I can't make anyone believe my story is true Just trying to help Santa, I don't mean no harm Now they're trying to put me in the funny farm They impounded Santa's sleigh and his reindeer, too And they'll prob'ly end up in the city zoo And there won't be any Santa next Christmas Eve I can't raise his bail, no one will believe Santa got a DWI... There's a moral to the song: Don't be mad at MADD If you have a few nippers, better catch a cab Don't ever try to drive if you can't walk 'Cause even old Santa ain't above the law Santa got a DWI For weaving around in the sky Believe me, I wouldn't lie Santa got a DWI Santa got a DWI...
372	chickendumpling Thu 12/21/2006 6:11p	Monday, hard to wake up Fill my coffee cup, I'm out the door Yeah, the freeway's standing still today It's gonna make me late, and thats for sure I'm running out of gas and out of time Never gonna make it there by nine Chorus: There's gotta be something more Gotta be more than this I need a little less hard time I need a little more bliss I'm gonna take my chances Taking a chance I might Find what I'm looking for There's gotta be something more Five years and there's no doubt That I'm burnt out, I've had enough So now boss man, here's my two weeks I'll make it short and sweet, so listen up I could work my life away, but why? I got things to do before die Repeat Chorus Some believe in destiny, and some believe in fate I believe that happiness is something we create You best belive that I'm not gonna wait 'Cause there's gotta be something more I get home 7:30 the house is dirty, but it can wait Yeah, 'cause right now I need some downtime To drink some red wine and celebrate Armageddon could be knocking at my door but I ain't gonna answer thats for sure. There's gotta be something more! ~ Sugarland (great song! - except I'd change "To drink some red wine and celebrate" to "To log onto LP and have fun". LOL.)
373	LacyBelle Fri 12/22/2006 9:33a	Mary and Joseph drove into town, Searching for a place to stay. The moon was up, and his foot was down A miracle was on its way. They tried the hotels, the motels, the bed-and-breakfast Locals, but no one seemed to have any room. Better find a double room soon! Chorus: So where would Christmas be without... Mary and Joseph? Moricrimbe And Wise (UK comedians) Laurel and Hardy? (US comedians) Cracker Surprise? Lights on the pine tree? And more aftershave? I'm not forgetting Jesus who was born on Christmas Day! They found a place with the neon lights TV, Pool, and Vacancies The man at the desk didn't hear them right When the two of them booked for three. They watched the TV And deeply, she thought about the needing Of the heavens to deliver this way And it happened on Christmas Day Christmas Daaaaaaaaaaaaaay.. Christmas Daaaaaaaaaaaaaay.. Chorus Mary and Joseph were so surprised With admirers around the crib There was something in their son's eyes They identically took one in. Like a Messiah, and a Fire Like the tread around a tire That grip all roads It's to bond you there. And it happened on Christmas Day! Christmas daaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. Christmas daaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. Chorus, "Not forgetting Jesus.." ~ Squeeze "Christmas Day"
374	LacyBelle Fri 12/22/2006 10:47a	Once a year my friend puts on a red suit And hangs around with me and my wife Now I can't help but feeling jealous each time she climbs on his knee And she stands beneath the mistletoe screaming For him to stand beneath the mistletoe screaming Now I can't help but feeling jealous each time she climbs on his knee Why must she climb on his knee? I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard She kissed him once and whispered in his ear I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard I wish he would go He's breaking up my home She always had this twisted side to her But she'd never drag my name around town But lately she's been humming cheating songs And I don't like that fat guy around No, I don't like that fat guy around I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard She kissed him once and whispered in his ear I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard I wish he would go He's breaking up my home I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard Thrilling Christmas, trembling fear I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard I wish he would go He's breaking up my home ~They Might Be Giants - "Santa's Beard"
375	SoThisIsLove Fri 12/22/2006 12:16p	What walks down stairs, alone or in pairs, And makes a slinkity sound? A spring, a spring, a marvelous thing, Everyone knows it's Slinky... It's Slinky, it's Slinky, for fun it's a wonderful toy It's Slinky, it's Slinky, it's fun for a girl and a boy
376	DLfreek86 Mon 12/25/2006 2:34a	This is not the first time--You had to get away This is not a party--Where people know your name This is not a classroom--With teacher at the board This is not a cat show--With prizes at the door CHORUS Go--Don't you go Stay with me one more day If we get through one more night If we get through one more night This is not a horse race--Where winners beat the time This is not a funeral--With mourners in a line This is not a sitcom--Where everything's alright This is not a prison--With terror through the night. Oingo Boingo - Stay
377	MomofPrincess Thu 1/11/2007 9:38a	This is stuck in my head today. I absolutely LOVE this song. ------------------------ She's Everything She's a yellow pair of running shoes A holey pair of jeans She looks great in cheap sunglasses She looks great in anything She's I want a piece of chocolate Take me to a movie She's I can't find a thing to wear Now and then she's moody She's a Saturn with a sunroof With her brown hair a-blowing She's a soft place to land And a good feeling knowing She's a warm conversation That I wouldn't miss for nothing She's a fighter when she's mad And she's a lover when she's loving [Chorus] And she's everything I ever wanted And everything I need I talk about her, I go on and on and on 'Cause she's everything to me She's a Saturday out on the town And a church girl on Sunday She's a cross around her neck And a cuss word 'cause it's Monday She's a bubble bath and candles Baby come and kiss me She's a one glass of wine And she's feeling kinda tipsy She's the giver I wish I could be And the stealer of the covers She's a picture in my wallet Of my unborn children's mother She's the hand that I'm holding When I'm on my knees and praying She's the answer to my prayer And she's the song that I'm playing [Repeat chorus] She's the voice I love to hear Someday when I'm ninety She's that wooden rocking chair I want rocking right beside me Everyday that passes I only love her more Yeah, she's the one That I'd lay down my own life for And she's everything I ever wanted And everything I need She's everything to me Yeah she's everything to me Everything I ever wanted And everything I need She's everything to me
378	DAR Tue 1/16/2007 9:44p	One banana, two banana, three banana, four Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more. Over hill and highway the banana buggies go Coming on to bring you the Banana Splits show Making up a mess of fun, Making up a mess of fun Lots of fun for everyone Tra la la, la la la la, tra la la, la la la la Tra la la, la la la la, tra la la, la la la la Four banana, three banana, two bananas, one All bananas playing in the bright warm sun, Flipping like a pancake, popping like a cork, Fleagle, Bingo, Drooper and, Snork Making up a mess of fun, Making up a mess of fun Lots of fun for everyone Tra la la, la la la la, tra la la, la la la la Tra la la, la la la la, tra la la, la la la la Two Banana, four banana, one banana, three Swinging like a bunch of monkeys hanging from a tree Hey there everybody won't you come along and see How much like Banana Splits everyone can be Making up a mess of fun, Making up a mess of fun Lots of fun for everyone Tra la la, la la la la, tra la la, la la la la Tra la la, la la la la, tra la la, la la la la Tra la la, la la la la, tra la la, la la la la
379	chickendumpling Fri 1/19/2007 6:26p	http://pcdon.com/-MillsBrother s-OnTheBanksOfTheWabash.wav Ahhhh. Take a listen and see what you think.
380	DAR Wed 1/31/2007 7:53p	So you think that it's over, That your love has fin'lly reached the end. Any time you call, night or day, I'll be right there for you if you need a friend. It's gonna take a little time. Time is sure to mend your broken heart. Don't you even worry, pretty darlin'. I know you'll find love again. Yeah. Chorus: Love is all around you. Yeah Love is knockin' outside *YOUR* door. Waitin' for you is this love made just for two Keep an open heart and you'll find love again, I know. Love is all around you. Love is knockin' outside **YOUR** door. Waitin' for you is this love made just for two Keep an open heart and you'll find love again, I know. Chorus / Outro: Love will find a way. Darlin', love is gonna find a way, Find its way back to you. Love will find a way. So look around, open your eyes. Love is gonna find a way. Love is gonna, love is gonna find a way. Love will find a way. Love's gonna find a way back to you, yeah, I know. I know. I know. I know.

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