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Topic: Random Singing

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alexbook
Mon 3/12/2007 8:48a
This is one of the most random songs I know:

I paid fifteen million dollars, twelve hundred and seventy-two cents.
I paid one thousand, two hundred and twenty-seven dollars and fifty-five cents.
Seen my old dog bite a rabbit and my hound dog was sitting on a barbed-wire fence.

Well, my temperature rises and my feet can't walk so hot.
Yes, my temperature rises and my feet can't walk so hot.
Well, this Arabian doctor comes in, gives me a shot but wouldn't tell me what it was that I've got.

Well, this woman I got she's killing me alive.
Yes, this woman I've got she is killing me alive.
She's making me into an old man and, man, I'm not even 25.

Of course you're gonna think this song is a riff.
I know you're gonna think this song is just a riff,
Unless you been inside a tunnel and fell down sixty-nine, seventy feet over a barbed-wire fence.

--Bob Dylan, "Sitting on a Barbed Wire Fence"
402
Autopia Deb
Mon 3/12/2007 3:30p
Radio operator to the tower
Debbie's comin' in for a landing
Oh put your head between your knees
Caused by the vibrations of love
They're about to shake me to pieces

(chorus)

Shell-shocked supersonic blonde
Hyperphonic female
Dark sunglasses on
Everyone is here to see
Her all-girl rock band

Vortex pulls me in
The vortex spits me out
Jet-eyed glitter child strappin' on a gold guitar
We witness the ultrasonic imploding exitation
Bodies exhausted in total elation

Chorus

Oh debbie
Queen of the underground
Carrying her gold guitar
The show is over
My downtown baby is headin' home
Singing a song
She's walkin' alone
She walking down the block
Now she's comin' my way
As our hearts and our dark sunglasses lock

Chorus

Every day-every day
Just a little bit wilder
Every day-every day
Just a little bit tighter
Every day-every day
Just a little bit wilder
Every day-every day
Just a little bit tighter
403
MissCandice
Mon 3/12/2007 8:03p
In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie
with the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
kill the headlights and put it in neutral
stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control
baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat
someone came in sayin' I'm insane to complain
about a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
don't believe everything that you breathe
you get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
so shave your face with some mace in the dark
savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park

(yo. Cut it.)

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me

(double-barrel buckshot)

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me

Forces of evil on a bozo nightmare
ban all the music with a phony gas chamber
'cuz one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag
one's on the pole, shove the other in a bag
with the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job
the daytime crap of the folksinger slob
he hung himself with a guitar string
a slab of turkey-neck and it's hangin' from a pigeon wing
you can't write if you can't relate
trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
and my time is a piece of wax fallin' on a termite
that's chokin' on the splinters

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me
(get crazy with the cheeze whiz)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me
(drive-by body-pierce)
(yo bring it on down)
soooooooyy....
(chorus backwards)
(I'm a driver, I'm the winner; things are gonna change I can feel it)

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me
(I can't believe you)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me
[repeat]
(Sprechen sie Deutches, baby)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me
(Know what I'm sayin')
404
chickendumpling
Mon 3/12/2007 8:21p
I wonder, I wonder
I wonder why each little bird has a someone
to sing to
sweet things to
a gay little love melody?
I wonder, I wonder
if my heart keeps singing
will my song go winging
To someone
who'll find me
and bring back a love song to me?
405
chickendumpling
Mon 3/12/2007 9:00p
(Please tell me I didn't just say "love" and not "lark". I can't even bear to look. LOL.)
406
chickendumpling
Mon 3/12/2007 10:04p
Ev'ry mornin' at the mine you could see him arrive
He stood six foot six and weighed two forty five
Kinda broad at the shoulder and narrow at the hip
And everybody knew ya didn't give no lip to Big John.
(Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John)

Nobody seemed to know where John called home
He just drifted into town and stayed all alone
He didn't say much, kinda quiet and shy
And if you spoke at all, you just said "Hi" to Big John.

Somebody said he came from New Orleans
Where he got in a fight over a Cajun Queen
And a crashin' blow from a huge right hand
Sent a Loosiana fellow to the Promised Land-Big John
(Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John)

Then came the day at the bottom of the mine
When a timber cracked and men started cryin'
Miners were prayin' and hearts beat fast
And everybody thought that they'd breathed their last-'cept John

Through the dust and the smoke of this man-made hell
Walked a giant of a man that the miners knew well
Grabbed a saggin' timber, gave out with a groan
And like a giant oak tree he just stood there alone-Big John
(Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John)

And with all of his strength he gave a mighty shove
Then a miner yelled out "There's a light up above!"
And twenty men scrambled from a would-be grave
Now there's only one left down there to save-Big John

With jacks and timbers they started back down
Then came that rumble way down in the ground
And then smoke and gas belched out of that mine
Everybody knew it was the end of the line for Big John
(Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John)

Now they never reopened that worthless pit
They just placed a marble stand in front of it
These few words are written on that stand
At the bottom of this mine lies a hell of man, Big John
(Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John)

407
LacyBelle
Tue 3/13/2007 10:22a
This is someone else's story
Someone that I never knew
This is someone else's body
Am I getting through to you
If you peel away the armor is something underneath
If you look below for hidden treasure underneath another layer
Are you hiding underneath the skin

CHORUS

If you peel away the skin is there anybody there
If you peel away the skin is there anybody there
If you peel away the armor is it too late to begin
Is there anybody hiding if you peel away the skin

Now a spark has passed between us now
A momentary recognition
Something lost and something gained
And something shared that feels strange
Something cold that will not go away

There's a heart as cold as ice
In a vault that's made of stone
Over years the walls got higher
Over years the walls have grown


Is there anybody in there in this self inflicted tomb
If you peel away the layers is there someone in this room
If you peel away the skin, if you peel away the skin

This is someone else's story
Someone that I never knew
This is someone else's body
Am I getting through to you
408
Autopia Deb
Tue 3/13/2007 10:33a
^^^that song plays fairly regularly on my iPod!
409
LacyBelle
Tue 3/13/2007 11:08a
I knew there was a reason we got along.
I was listening to it as I took a walk earlier, so had to post it when I got back to my desk.
410
chickendumpling
Thu 3/15/2007 7:02a
Heigh Ho
Heigh Ho
It's off to work I go...
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