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Topic: Random Singing

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411
chickendumpling
Fri 3/16/2007 1:53p
I once thought of love as a prison
A place I didn't want to be
So long ago I made a decision
To be footloose and fancy free
But you came and I was so tempted
To gamble on love just one time
I never thought that I would get caught
It seemed like a perfect crime

Baby, you left me defenseless
I've only got one plea
Lock me away inside of your love
And throw away the key
I'm guilty of love in the first degree

I thought it would be so simple
Like a thousand times before
I take what I wanted and just walk away
But I never made it to the door
Now babe I'm not begging for mercy
Go ahead and throw the book at me
If loving you's a crime
I know that I'm as guilty as a man can be

Baby, you left me defenseless
I've only got one plea
Lock me away inside of your love
And throw away the key
I'm guilty of love in the first degree
(Love in the first degree) Oh yeah, oh yeah

Baby, you left me defenseless
I've only got one plea
Lock me away inside of your love
And throw away the key
I'm guilty of love in the first degree

Love in the first degree oh yea
Love in the first degree
.....
412
chickendumpling
Fri 3/23/2007 9:57p
If it seems a little time is needed
Decisions to be made
The good advice of friends unheeded
The best of plans mislaid

Just looking for a new direction
In an old familiar way
The forming of a new connection
To study or to play

And so the conversation turned
Until the sun went down
And many fantasies were learned
On that day

Keep feeling fascination
Passion burning
Love so strong
Keep feeling fascination
Looking learning
Moving on

Well the truth may need some
Re-arranging
Stories to be told
And plain to see the facts are changing
No meaning left to hold

And so the conversation turned
Until the sun went down
And many fantasies were learned
On that day

And so the conversation turned
Until the sun went down
And many fantasies were learned
On that day
413
alexbook
Mon 3/26/2007 9:44a
Oh, they once called me the Green Grandee,
But now I'm blue as I can be.
My cape's been hung,
My mask got slung,
It's the heroes' home for me.

I've leaped around all over town,
Once ran a locomotive down.
Now all that's done,
And my tights done run,
I'm headed for the pound.

They say that when the last cliff-hanger's through,
That there's a super-town somewhere, just made for me and you.
One day we'll rent a cave there with a view.
I'd sure like to believe it, but I don't know if it's true.

My identity got no secrecy,
My belt lost its utility.
Short on hidden lair,
Long on underwear,
It's the heroes' home for me.

I'd leap, I'd bound, drill through the ground,
Sleep underwater and not drown.
Now all that's through,
I'm the same as you,
I'm headed for the pound.
--Alan Moore
414
chickendumpling
Mon 3/26/2007 9:18p
Hey mambo, mambo Italiano
hey hey mambo mambo Italiano
415
LacyBelle
Tue 3/27/2007 9:27a
"It was Homecoming Night at my high school
Everyone was there, it was totally cool
I was real excited, I almost wet my jeans
'Cause my best friend Debbie was Homecoming Queen
She looked so pretty in pink chiffon. (Chiffon)
Riding the float with her tiara on. (Tiara on)
Holding this humongous bouquet in her hand. (Bouquet)
She looked straight out of Disneyland!
You know that Cinderella ride
I mean definitely an E-ticket. (E-ticket)
The crowd was cheering, everyone was stoked
I mean it was like the whole school was totally coked or something.
The band was playing 'Evergreen'
Then all of a sudden, somebody screamed:
Look out! The Homecoming Queen's got a GUN!!!

Everybody run, the Homecoming Queen's got a gun!
Everybody run, the Homecoming Queen has got a gun!
Debbie's smiling, and waving her gun
Picking off cheerleaders one by one
Oh! Buffy's pom poms just blew to bits
Oh no, Misty's head just did the splits!
My best friend is on a shooting spree
Stop it, Debbie, you're embarrassing me!
How could you do what you just did
Are you having a really bad period?

Everybody run, the Homecoming Queen's got a gun!
Everybody run, the Homecoming Queen has got a gun!
Stop it, Debbie, you're making a mess
Powder burns all over your dress
An hour later, the cops had arrived
By then the entire glee club had died - no big loss
You wouldn't believe what they brought to stop her
Tear gas, machine guns... even a chopper!
Throw down your gun and tiara and come out of that float!
Debbie didn't listen to what the cop said,
She aimed and fired, and now the math teacher's dead!
Oh, it's really sad, but kinda of a relief,
I mean we had this big test coming up next week...

Everybody run, the Homecoming Queen's got a gun!
Everybody run, the Homecoming Queen has got a gun!
Debbie's really having a blast!
She's wasting half of the class!
The cops fired a warning shot that blew her off that float.
I tried to scream Duck! but it stuck in my throat.
She hit the ground and did a flip; it was real acrobatic.
But I was crying so hard, I couldn't work my Instamatic.
I ran down to Debbie, I had to find out.
What made her do it, why'd she freak out?
I saw the bullet had got her right in the ear.
I knew then... the end was near.

So I ran down and said in her good ear.
Debbie, why'd you do it?
She raised her head and smiled and said.
I did it for Johnny.
Johnny, well like who's Johnny? Answer me Debbie who's Johnny.
Does anybody here know a Johnny?
Are you Johnny? There was one guy named Johnny.
But he was a total geek. He always had food in his braces.
Answer me Debbie who's Johnny.
Oh God this is like that movie Citizen Kane
You know where you later find out Rosebud was a sled
But we'll never know who Johnny is because like she's dead.

Everybody run, the Homecoming Queen's got a gun!
Everybody run, the Homecoming Queen has got a
Everybody run
Everybody run the Homecoming Queen's got a"
416
Autopia Deb
Tue 3/27/2007 10:14a
LOL Lacy! Now I've gotta see if I can find any Julie Brown on iTunes.
I always loved that one line "stop it Debbie you're embarrassing me", because of course I was always embarrassing my sister.
417
LacyBelle
Tue 3/27/2007 10:18a
It's a great song. I was smiling so big when it come on XM this morning on my drive to work. So much fun!

I'll even forgive Julie that little mistake on the "Cinderella" attraction...
418
LacyBelle
Wed 3/28/2007 8:52a
Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore....
I was walking up Broadway you know
and there's this incredible looking Swedish girl having a
Cappuccino across the street from Lincoln Center, I started
talking to her you know - She said her name was Lola,
Her English wasn't too good you know - but we wound up spending
about 5 hours together just hanging out you know.
So We go back to my place - we get high - we get really into each other man.
It was love about to happen...I'm serious.
And then all of a sudden she gets up and she says, she says "Hey, I really gotta leave"

A E I O U Sometimes Y

There are 178 parent languages on our planet with over 1000 dialects...
It's amazing we communicate at all.
Languages and dialects - with this one thing in common:
A E I O U Sometimes Y
Ahhh!
A E I O U A E I O U A E I O U A E I O U
Sometimes Y!!

But you know I was really flipped out you know and she asked me
if I'm angry or something I said of course I'm angry man this
isn't high school or anything you know so I'm feeling really
cavalier and I say ah...call me if you want to...
huh, yeah...call me if you want to
So she rang me up and she says, "Hey! Do you wanna go out?"
Huh, Do I wanna go out

A E I O U Sometimes Y
A E I O U Sometimes Y

Operator! Operator! What's happening operator?!
Mommy? Mommy Mommy!! Where are you
Mommy? I can't see you
I can't see you Mommy!
All artists, potentially, are the victims of their desire to be unique
Just observe it
Don't fight it
Work it. Work it. Work it. Work it. Work it.

Yeah she took me home man she threw me all
around the room man
I mean this chick was really hot she was nice
to me you know
She let me keep on my cowboy boots and everything...she was
Allright... oh! oh! yeah! oh! oh! oh! oh! ohhhhhh!!!
I dare you to play this record

A E I O U Sometimes Y
A E I O U Sometimes Y
Anyway so she took me home and she
splattered my brains
Yeah there I am there I am what happened what happened
Where was I oh here I am
I told her I wouldn't sleep with her friends - she
Doesn't sleep with my friends Anything else you do
You know...Don't you tell me
Lola
419
alexbook
Tue 4/10/2007 5:07p
"I was in a bar called Paradise
The fiddler from the band
asked me, ‘Why do you stand
here crying?'
I answered him, ‘Musician
this may come as a surprise -
I was trying to split the difference
When it split before my eyes.'

My enemies have sweet voices
their tones are soft and kind
when I hear my heart rejoices
and I do not seem to mind

I was playing brag in Bedlam
the doctor wouldn't deal
asking, ‘Why does he kneel
down weeping?'
I answered him, ‘Physician,
I think you would have cried
I was falling back on failure
when the failure stepped aside.'

My enemies have sweet voices
their tones are soft and kind
when I hear my heart rejoices
and I do not seem to mind

I was blind side to the gutter
when Merlin happened by
asking, ‘Why do you lie
there bleeding?'
I answered him, ‘Magician,
as a matter of a fact
I was jumping to conclusions
When one of them jumped back.'

My enemies have sweet voices
their tones are soft and kind
when I hear my heart rejoices
and I do not seem to mind"

--Pete Morgan
420
chickendumpling
Tue 4/10/2007 7:00p
Abbondanza! Pizza for one!
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