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#	Author	Message
441	alexbook Wed 5/9/2007 8:46a	Don't brake for animals tonight Got to keep the passengers safe No help can be found in this part of the world Don't brake for animals tonight Don't let the night slow you down Got to get the passengers home The road is empty, your lights are bright Don't let the night slow you down B-b-bus plunge (One more cup of coffee and I'll be alright) The driver says bus plunge (pop a bennie, another bennie) The driver says bus plunge, bus plunge Stay to the right of the line Don't get the passengers scared The curves in the road are not really there Stay to the right of the line B-b-bus plunge (One more cup of coffee and I'll be alright) The driver says bus plunge (pop a bennie, another bennie) The driver says bus plunge, bus plunge Don't brake for animals tonight (Never mind the creatures in the road ahead) The driver says don't brake for animals tonight (Run the stoplight, run the stoplight) The driver says don't brake for animals tonight (Don't think about the lady in the Chevy turning left) The driver says don't brake for animals tonight (Almost home, you're almost home) The driver says bus plunge, bus plunge
442	alexbook Wed 5/9/2007 1:56p	Let's get pretentious, Put on an act. Let's be portentous And embroider facts. Exaggerate it And dress up the bland. Let's overrate it-- Let the critics be damned. Let's get sensuous[?], Put on some airs. Let's drink Kailuas And sit bored on the stairs. Let's get excited When we say, "Hello." Let's be delighted, Though it's nobody we know. I don't know much (but I know what I like). I don't know much (but so and so said such and such). I don't know much (but I know what I like). I don't know much. Let's find a market For sparkling wit. Let's make a target Of anyone with a hit. Let's keep some secrets. Let's make them up. Put them together, Then break them up. I don't know much (but I know what I like). I don't know much (but so and so said such and such). I don't know much (but I know what I like). I don't know much.
443	chickendumpling Wed 5/23/2007 8:43p	L.A. proved too much for the man So he's leavin' the life he's come to know He said he's goin' back to find what's left of his world The world he left behind not so long ago He's leavin' on that midnight train to Georgia Said he's goin' back to find the simpler place and time I'll be with him on that midnight train to Georgia I'd rather live in his world than live without him in mine He kept dreamin' that someday he'd be a star But he sho' found out the hard way that dreams don't always come true So he's pawned all his hopes and he even sold his own car Bought a one-way ticket back to the life he once knew Said he's leavin' on that midnight train to Georgia Said he's goin' back to find the simpler place and time I'm gonna be with him on that midnight train to Georgia I'd rather live in his world than live without him in mine Oh he's leavin' on the midnight train to Georgia Said he's goin' back to find the simpler place and time I've got to be with him on that midnight train to Georgia I'd rather live in his world than live without him in mine All aboard, all aboard, all aboard On the midnight train to Georgia I got to go I got to go I got to go
444	chickendumpling Thu 6/14/2007 1:19a	Baby mine, don't you cry. Baby mine, dry your eyes. Rest your head close to my heart, never to part, baby of mine. Little one when you play, don't you mind what they say. Let those eyes sparkle and shine, never a tear, baby of mine. If they knew sweet little you they'd end up loving you too. All of those people who scold you what they'd give just for the right to hold you. From your head down to your toes, you're not much, goodness knows. But you're so precious to me, sweet as can be, baby of mine. If they knew sweet little you, they'd end up loving you too. All those same people who scold you, what they'd give just for the right to hold you. From your head down to your toes you're not much, goodness knows. But you're so precious to me, sweet as can be, baby of mine. Baby of mine - *sigh* I love Dumbo.
445	alexbook Fri 6/22/2007 9:44a	A song from the audiobook of Lemony Snicket's "The Penultimate Peril": Things are not what they appear starting with a mother's love When a helping hand comes near it becomes an empty glove Things are not what they appear starting with your hopes and dreams Just one thing in life is clear: nothing's ever what it seems Even babies lie and the stars don't cry Nothing's ever what it seems People lie from ear to ear just to help their little teams which are not what they appear We are wrong to being with, even if we were sincere Truth is just a useful myth Theings are not what they appear Even babies steal and the stars don't squeal... Even babies kill and the stars are still.
446	chickendumpling Thu 6/28/2007 4:01p	You know you ought to slow down You been working too hard And that's a fact Sit back and relax a while Take some time to laugh and smile Lay your heavy load down So we can stop and kick back It seems we never take the time to do All the things we want to, yeah Now, Baby we can do it Take the time Do it right We can do it, baby Do it tonight Baby, we can do it Take the time Do it right We can do it, baby Do it tonight The love I feel for you You feel for me One life is all we have to live Our love is all we have to give, yeah There are so many things For us to do and see
447	chickendumpling Thu 6/28/2007 4:29p	Now what you hear is not a test, I'm rappin to the beat and me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet See I am WonderMic and I like to say "Hello!" to the black, to the white, the red, and the brown, the purple and yellow. But first I gotta bang bang the boogie to the boogie say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie let's rock, you dont stop rock the riddle that will make your body rock well so far you've heard my voice but i brought two friends along and next on the mic is....
448	christiemarsh88 Fri 6/29/2007 9:20a	And now we're gonna do a nice intellectual number for the one of two of you in the audience, here we go: Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable. Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table. David Hume could out consume Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel, And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel. There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya 'bout the raisin' of the wrist. Socrates himself was permanently pissed. John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, after half a pint of shandy was particularly ill. Plato, they say, could stick it away, 'alf a crate of whiskey every day! Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle, and Hobbes was fond of his Dram. And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart: "I drink, therefore I am." Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed; A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed. You must always face the curtain with a bow Forget about your sins, give the audience a grin Enjoy it it's your last chance anyhow Always look on the bright side of life *whistle* *whistle* *whistle* *whistle* *whistle* Always look on the right side of life *whistle* *whistle* *whistle* *whistle* *whistle*
449	christiemarsh88 Fri 6/29/2007 9:23a	Wow...mine looks really odd. Didn't erase all of "Always Look On the Bright Side of Life" before putting up "Philosophers Beer Drinking Song." Ignore everything after "A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed."
450	chickendumpling Tue 7/31/2007 9:55p	Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain!

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