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491
chickendumpling
Sun 1/13/2008 5:37p
*dances into thread*

Sheena is
a punk rocker
Sheena is
a punk rocker
Sheena is
a punk rocker now
Sheena is
a punk rocker
Sheena is
a punk rocker
Sheena is
a punk rocker now

Well, she's a punk, punk, a punk rocker
Punk, punk, a punk rocker
Punk, punk, a punk rocker
Punk, punk, a punk rocker

*dances out of thread*
492
x Pirate_Princess x
Mon 1/14/2008 11:37p
I don't wanna rush this thing
I don't wanna jump the gun
I really wanna say those three little words
but I'm gonna bite my tongue

yeah, I'm just gonna lay back
leave it on cruise control
I'm gonna hold it all inside
'til the right time comes down the road

I got a feelin'
my head's a reelin'
my heart is screamin'
I'm about to bust loose
bottled up emotion
it's more than a notion
it starts with an "I"
and ends with a "U"
I got a feelin'
are you feelin' it too

I guess I've all but said it now
so much for hopin' you'd go first
don't leave me hangin' out here on a line
baby, it's your turn
say you couldn't sleep last night
swore that you could feel me breathe
had you wantin' me there by your side
yeah, baby I know what you mean

I got a feelin'
my head's a reelin'
my heart is screamin'
I'm about to bust loose
bottled up emotion
it's more than a notion
it starts with an "I"
and ends with a "U"
I got a feelin'
you're feelin' it too

bottled up emotion
it's more than a notion
it starts with an "I"
and ends with a "U"
I got a feelin'
you're feelin' it too
you're feelin' it too
yeah, you're feelin' it too
feelin' it tooooooooooooooooo
493
chickendumpling
Thu 1/17/2008 7:59a
And that's about the time that she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still more amused by TV shows
What the h(eck) is ADD?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
494
christiemarsh88
Fri 1/18/2008 2:36p
Wish I was a Kellog's Corn Flake
Floatin' in my bowl
Takin movies
Relaxin' a while
Livin' in style

Talkin' to a raisin who occassionally plays LA
Casually glancin' at his toupee

Wish I was an English Muffin
'Bout to make the most out of a toast
I'd ease myself down
Comin' up brown

I prefer boisonberry more than any ordinary jam
I'm a Citizens for Boisonberry Jam fan

Gotta love Simon and Garfunkle. :)
495
x Pirate_Princess x
Sun 1/20/2008 7:19p
Five, Six, Seven, Eight!
Na, na, na, na,
Na, na, na, na, na, na, nah, you are the music in...
Na, na, na, na,
Na, na, na, na, na, na, nah,
you are the music in...
are the music in...

You know the words "once upon a time."
Makes you listen, there's a reason.
When you dream, there's a chance you'll find,
a little laughter, or happy ever after.

Your harmony to melody,
it's echoing inside my head.
A single voice, above the noise.
And like a common thread,
Sing it to me!

When I hear my favorite song,
I know we belong.
You are the music in me.

It's living in all of us,
it's here here because...
You are the music in me.

Na, na, na, na,
Na, na, na, na, na, na, nah,
you are the music in...
Na, na, na, na,
Na, na, na, na, na, na, nah,
you are the music in...
are the music in...

(Your harmony to melody,
it's echoing inside my head.)

When I hear my favorite song,
I know we belong.
You are the music in me.

It's living in all of us,
t's here here because...
You are the music in,
me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me,
Nah, nah, nah, you are the music in me.
Na, na, na, na,
Na, na, na, na, na, na, nah, you are the music ME!
Yeah, yeah, yeah...

Oh, yeah?
496
FaMulan
Mon 1/21/2008 6:07p
MRS. LOVETT:
Seems a downright shame...
TODD: Shame?
LOVETT:
Seems an awful waste...
Such a nice, plump frame
Wot's 'is name has...
Had...
Has!
Nor it can't be traced...
Bus'ness needs a lift,
Debts to be erased...
Think of it as thrift,
As a gift,
If you get my drift!

No?

Seems an awful waste...
I mean, with the price of meat
What it is,
When you get it,
If you get it...

TODD: HAH!
LOVETT:
Good, you got it!

Take, for instance, Mrs. Mooney and her pie shop!
Bus'ness never better using only pussycats and toast!
And a pussy's good for maybe six or seven at the most!
And I'm sure they can't compare as far as taste!

[Simultaneously]

TODD:
Mrs. Lovett, what a charming notion
LOVETT:
Well, it does seem a waste...

TODD:
Eminently practical
And yet appropriate as always!
LOVETT:
It's an idea...

TODD:
Mrs. Lovett, how I've lived
Without you all these years, I'll never know!
How delectable!
Also undetectable!
LOVETT:
Think about it!
Lots of other gentlemen'll
Soon be comin' for a shave,
Won't they?
Think of
All them
Pies!

TODD:
How choice!

How
Rare!

TODD:
For what's the sound of the world out there?
LOVETT:
What, Mr. Todd?
What, Mr. Todd?
What is that sound?
TODD:
Those crunching noises pervading the air!
LOVETT:
Yes, Mr. Todd!
Yes, Mr. Todd!
Yes, all around!
TODD:
It's man devouring man, my dear!
BOTH:
And [LOVETT: Then] who are we to deny it in here?

TODD: (spoken) These are desperate times,
Mrs. Lovett, and desperate measures are called for!
LOVETT: Here we are, now! Hot out of the oven!
TODD: What is that?

LOVETT:
It's priest. Have a little priest.
TODD:
Is it really good?
LOVETT:
Sir, it's too good, at least!
Then again, they don't commit sins of the flesh,
So it's pretty fresh.
TODD:
Awful lot of fat.
LOVETT:
Only where it sat.
TODD:
Haven't you got poet, or something like that?
LOVETT:
No, y'see, the trouble with poet is
'Ow do you know it's deceased?
Try the priest!

TODD: (spoken) Heavenly!
Not as hearty as bishop, perhaps,
but then again, not as bland as curate, either!

LOVETT:
And good for business, too -- always leaves you wantin' more!
Trouble is, we only get it on Sundays!

Lawyer's rather nice.
TODD:
If it's for a price.
LOVETT:
Order something else, though, to follow,
Since no one should swallow it twice!
TODD:
Anything that's lean.
LOVETT:
Well, then, if you're British and loyal,
You might enjoy Royal Marine!
Anyway, it's clean.
Though of course, it tastes of wherever it's been!
TODD:
Is that squire,
On the fire?
LOVETT:
Mercy no, sir, look closer,
You'll notice it's grocer!
TODD:
Looks thicker,
More like vicar!
LOVETT:
No, it has to be grocer --
It's green!

TODD:
The history of the world, my love --
LOVETT:
Save a lot of graves,
Do a lot of relatives favors!
TODD:
Is those below serving those up above!
LOVETT:
Ev'rybody shaves,
So there should be plenty of flavors!
TODD:
How gratifying for once to know
BOTH:
That those above will serve those down below!

LOVETT: (spoken) Now let's see, here... We've got tinker.
TODD: Something... pinker.
LOVETT: Tailor?
TODD: Paler.
LOVETT: Butler?
TODD: Subtler.
LOVETT: Potter?
TODD: Hotter.
LOVETT: Locksmith?

Lovely bit of clerk.
TODD:
Maybe for a lark.
LOVETT:
Then again there's sweep
If you want it cheap
And you like it dark!
Try the financier,
Peak of his career!
TODD:
That looks pretty rank.
LOVETT:
Well, he drank,
It's a bank
Cashier.
Never really sold.
Maybe it was old.
TODD:
Have you any Beadle?
LOVETT:
Next week, so I'm told!
Beadle isn't bad till you smell it and
Notice 'ow well it's been greased...
Stick to priest!

(spoken) Now then, this might be a little bit stringy,
but then of course it's... fiddle player!
TODD: No, this isn't fiddle player -- it's piccolo player!
LOVETT: 'Ow can you tell?
TODD: It's piping hot!
LOVETT: Then blow on it first!

TODD:
The history of the world, my sweet --
LOVETT:
Oh, Mr. Todd,
Ooh, Mr. Todd,
What does it tell?
TODD:
Is who gets eaten, and who gets to eat!
LOVETT:
And, Mr. Todd,
Too, Mr. Todd,
Who gets to sell!
TODD:
But fortunately, it's also clear
BOTH:
That [L: But] ev'rybody goes down well with beer!

LOVETT: (spoken)
Since marine doesn't appeal to you, 'ow about... rear admiral?
TODD: Too salty. I prefer general.
LOVETT: With, or without his privates? "With" is extra.

TODD: What is that?
LOVETT:
It's fop.
Finest in the shop.
And we have some shepherd's pie peppered
With actual shepherd on top!
And I've just begun --
Here's the politician, so oily
It's served with a doily,
Have one!
TODD:
Put it on a bun.
Well, you never know if it's going to run!
LOVETT:
Try the friar,
Fried, it's drier!
TODD:
No, the clergy is really
Too coarse and too mealy!
LOVETT:
Then actor,
That's compacter!
TODD:
Yes, and always arrives overdone!
I'll come again when you have JUDGE on the menu!

LOVETT: (spoken) Wait! True, we don't have judge yet,
but we've got something you might fancy even better.
TODD: What's that?
LOVETT: Executioner!

TODD:
Have charity towards the world, my pet!
LOVETT:
Yes, yes, I know, my love!
TODD:
We'll take the customers that we can get!
LOVETT:
High-born and low, my love!
TODD:
We'll not discriminate great from small!
No, we'll serve anyone,
Meaning anyone,
BOTH:
And to anyone
At all!
497
christiemarsh88
Tue 1/22/2008 9:38a
<<<LOVETT: (spoken) Now let's see, here... We've got tinker.
TODD: Something... pinker.
LOVETT: Tailor?
TODD: Paler.
LOVETT: Butler?
TODD: Subtler.
LOVETT: Potter?
TODD: Hotter.
LOVETT: Locksmith?>>>

I wish they'd left that part in the movie.
498
chickendumpling
Sun 2/10/2008 6:57p
Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
But you can be happy if you've a mind to

Ya can't take a shower in a parakeet cage
Ya can't take a shower in a parakeet cage
Ya can't take a shower in a parakeet cage
But you can be happy if you've a mind to

All ya gotta do is put your mind to it
Knuckle down, buckle down, do it, do it, do it

Well, ya can't go a-swimmin' in a baseball pool
Ya can't go swimmin' in a baseball pool
Ya can't go swimmin' in a baseball pool
But you can be happy if you've a mind to

Ya can't change film with a kid on your back
Ya can't change film with a kid on your back
Ya can't change film with a kid on your back
But you can be happy if you've a mind to

Ya can't drive around with a tiger in your car
Ya can't drive around with a tiger in your car
Ya can't drive around with a tiger in your car
But you can be happy if you've a mind to

All ya gotta do is put your mind to it
Knuckle down, buckle down do it, do it, do it

Well, ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
But you can be happy if you've a mind to

Ya can't go fishin' in a watermelon patch
Ya can't go fishin' in a watermelon patch
Ya can't go fishin' in a watermelon patch
But you can be happy if you've a mind to

Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd...
499
DAR
Mon 3/10/2008 1:21p
In honor of March Madness:

The ball is tipped
and there you are
you're running for your life
you're a shooting star
And all the years
no one knows
just how hard you worked
but now it shows...
(in) ONE SHINING MOMENT, IT'S ALL ON THE LINE
ONE SHINING MOMENT, THERE FROZEN IN TIME

But time is short
and the road is long
in the blinking of an eye
ah that moment's gone
And when it's done
win or lose
you always did your best
cuz inside you knew...
(that) ONE SHINING MOMENT, YOU REACHED DEEP INSIDE
ONE SHINING MOMENT, YOU KNEW YOU WERE ALIVE

Feel the beat of your heart
feel the wind in your face
it's more than a contest
it's more than a race...

And when it's done
win or lose
you always did your best
cuz inside you knew...
(that) ONE SHINING MOMENT, YOU REACHED FOR THE SKY
ONE SHINING MOMENT, YOU KNEW
ONE SHINING MOMENT, YOU WERE WILLING TO TRY
ONE SHINING MOMENT....
500
chickendumpling
Mon 3/10/2008 10:17p
I'm a new soul I came to this strange world hoping I could learn a bit 'bout how to give and take.
But since I came here
Felt the joy and the fear
Finding myself making every possible mistake

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la...

I'm a young soul in this very strange world hoping I could learn a bit about what is true and fake.
But why all this hate?
Try to communicate.
Finding trust and love is not always easy to make.

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la...
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