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Topic: Random Singing

#	Author	Message
501	x Pirate_Princess x Mon 3/10/2008 10:18p	dalmatians!
502	x Pirate_Princess x Tue 3/18/2008 11:22p	Noooooooooooooo, no, no, no Stick to the stuff you know If you want to be cool Follow one simple rule Don't mess with the flow, oh no Stick to the status quooooooooooooo No, no, no Stick to the stuff you know It is better by far To keep things as they are Don't mess with the flow, no no Stick to the status stick to the status Stick to the status quo
503	DAR Tue 4/15/2008 7:48a	You took me by the hand And you made me a man That one night, one night You made everything all right.
504	SoThisIsLove Tue 4/15/2008 9:57a	How are things in Glocca Morra? Is the little tree still weeping there? Does the laddy with the twinklin' ey Come walkin' by Or does he walk away, sad and dreary there Not to see me there?
505	eww4 Tue 4/15/2008 8:56p	I think I'm gonna be sad, I think it's today, yeah. The girl that's driving me mad Is going away. She's got a ticket to ride, She's got a ticket to ride, She's got a ticket to ride, But she don't care. She said that living with me Was bringing her down yeah. She would never be free When I was around. She's got a ticket to ride, She's got a ticket to ride, She's got a ticket to ride, But she don't care. I don't know why she's ridin' so high, She ought to think twice, She ought to do right by me. Before she gets to saying goodbye, She ought to think twice, She ought to do right by me. I think I'm gonna be sad, I think it's today yeah. The girl that's driving me mad Is going away, yeah. She's got a ticket to ride, She's got a ticket to ride, She's got a ticket to ride, But she don't care. I don't know why she's ridin' so high, She ought to think twice, She ought to do right by me. Before she gets to saying goodbye, She ought to think twice, She ought to do right by me . She heard that living with me, Was bringing her down, yeah. She would never be free When I was around. Ah, she's got a ticket to ride, She's got a ticket to ride, She's got a ticket to ride, But she don't care. My baby don't care, my baby don't care. My baby don't care, my baby don't care. My baby don't care.
506	DAR Tue 4/15/2008 9:10p	MRS. LOVETT: Seems a downright shame... TODD: Shame? LOVETT: Seems an awful waste... Such a nice, plump frame Wot's 'is name has... Had... Has! Nor it can't be traced... Bus'ness needs a lift, Debts to be erased... Think of it as thrift, As a gift, If you get my drift! No? Seems an awful waste... I mean, with the price of meat What it is, When you get it, If you get it... TODD: HAH! LOVETT: Good, you got it! Take, for instance, Mrs. Mooney and her pie shop! Bus'ness never better using only pussycats and toast! And a pussy's good for maybe six or seven at the most! And I'm sure they can't compare as far as taste! [Simultaneously] TODD: Mrs. Lovett, what a charming notion LOVETT: Well, it does seem a waste... TODD: Eminently practical And yet appropriate as always! LOVETT: It's an idea... TODD: Mrs. Lovett, how I've lived Without you all these years, I'll never know! How delectable! Also undetectable! LOVETT: Think about it! Lots of other gentlemen'll Soon be comin' for a shave, Won't they? Think of All them Pies! TODD: How choice! How Rare! TODD: For what's the sound of the world out there? LOVETT: What, Mr. Todd? What, Mr. Todd? What is that sound? TODD: Those crunching noises pervading the air! LOVETT: Yes, Mr. Todd! Yes, Mr. Todd! Yes, all around! TODD: It's man devouring man, my dear! BOTH: And [LOVETT: Then] who are we to deny it in here? TODD: (spoken) These are desperate times, Mrs. Lovett, and desperate measures are called for! LOVETT: Here we are, now! Hot out of the oven! TODD: What is that? LOVETT: It's priest. Have a little priest. TODD: Is it really good? LOVETT: Sir, it's too good, at least! Then again, they don't commit sins of the flesh, So it's pretty fresh. TODD: Awful lot of fat. LOVETT: Only where it sat. TODD: Haven't you got poet, or something like that? LOVETT: No, y'see, the trouble with poet is 'Ow do you know it's deceased? Try the priest! TODD: (spoken) Heavenly! Not as hearty as bishop, perhaps, but then again, not as bland as curate, either! LOVETT: And good for business, too -- always leaves you wantin' more! Trouble is, we only get it on Sundays! Lawyer's rather nice. TODD: If it's for a price. LOVETT: Order something else, though, to follow, Since no one should swallow it twice! TODD: Anything that's lean. LOVETT: Well, then, if you're British and loyal, You might enjoy Royal Marine! Anyway, it's clean. Though of course, it tastes of wherever it's been! TODD: Is that squire, On the fire? LOVETT: Mercy no, sir, look closer, You'll notice it's grocer! TODD: Looks thicker, More like vicar! LOVETT: No, it has to be grocer -- It's green! TODD: The history of the world, my love -- LOVETT: Save a lot of graves, Do a lot of relatives favors! TODD: Is those below serving those up above! LOVETT: Ev'rybody shaves, So there should be plenty of flavors! TODD: How gratifying for once to know BOTH: That those above will serve those down below! LOVETT: (spoken) Now let's see, here... We've got tinker. TODD: Something... pinker. LOVETT: Tailor? TODD: Paler. LOVETT: Butler? TODD: Subtler. LOVETT: Potter? TODD: Hotter. LOVETT: Locksmith? Lovely bit of clerk. TODD: Maybe for a lark. LOVETT: Then again there's sweep If you want it cheap And you like it dark! Try the financier, Peak of his career! TODD: That looks pretty rank. LOVETT: Well, he drank, It's a bank Cashier. Never really sold. Maybe it was old. TODD: Have you any Beadle? LOVETT: Next week, so I'm told! Beadle isn't bad till you smell it and Notice 'ow well it's been greased... Stick to priest! (spoken) Now then, this might be a little bit stringy, but then of course it's... fiddle player! TODD: No, this isn't fiddle player -- it's piccolo player! LOVETT: 'Ow can you tell? TODD: It's piping hot! LOVETT: Then blow on it first! TODD: The history of the world, my sweet -- LOVETT: Oh, Mr. Todd, Ooh, Mr. Todd, What does it tell? TODD: Is who gets eaten, and who gets to eat! LOVETT: And, Mr. Todd, Too, Mr. Todd, Who gets to sell! TODD: But fortunately, it's also clear BOTH: That [L: But] ev'rybody goes down well with beer! LOVETT: (spoken) Since marine doesn't appeal to you, 'ow about... rear admiral? TODD: Too salty. I prefer general. LOVETT: With, or without his privates? "With" is extra. TODD: What is that? LOVETT: It's fop. Finest in the shop. And we have some shepherd's pie peppered With actual shepherd on top! And I've just begun -- Here's the politician, so oily It's served with a doily, Have one! TODD: Put it on a bun. Well, you never know if it's going to run! LOVETT: Try the friar, Fried, it's drier! TODD: No, the clergy is really Too coarse and too mealy! LOVETT: Then actor, That's compacter! TODD: Yes, and always arrives overdone! I'll come again when you have JUDGE on the menu! LOVETT: (spoken) Wait! True, we don't have judge yet, but we've got something you might fancy even better. TODD: What's that? LOVETT: Executioner! TODD: Have charity towards the world, my pet! LOVETT: Yes, yes, I know, my love! TODD: We'll take the customers that we can get! LOVETT: High-born and low, my love! TODD: We'll not discriminate great from small! No, we'll serve anyone, Meaning anyone, BOTH: And to anyone At all!
507	alexbook Fri 4/18/2008 11:57a	Buffy: I touch the fire and it freezes me. I look into it and it's black. Why can't I feel? My skin should crack and peel. I want the fire back. Now through the smoke she calls to me To make my way across the flame, To save the day Or maybe melt away. I guess it's all the same. So I will walk through the fire, 'Cause where else can I turn? I will walk through the fire And let it-- Spike: The torch I bear is scorching me And Buffy's laughing I've no doubt. I hope she fries. I'm free if that **** dies. I'd better help her out. Sweet: 'Cause she is drawn to the fire. Some people never learn. (Spike: She will never learn.) Sweet & Spike: And she will walk through the fire And let it-- Giles: Will this do a thing to change her? Am I leaving Dawn in danger? Is my Slayer too far gone to care? Xander: What if Buffy can't defeat it? Anya: Beady-eyes is right--we're needed, Or we could just sit around and glare. Group: We'll see it through. It's what we're always here to do, So we will walk through the fire Buffy: So one by one they turn from me. (Sweet: So one by one they come to me.) B: I guess my friends can't face the cold. (Sw: The distant redness as their guide.) Tara: What can't we face (Sw: But what they'll find) if we're together? B: But why I froze (Sw: Ain't what they have in mind.) B: Not one among them knows And never can be told. (Sw: It's what they have inside.) Anya: She came from the grave much graver. Spike: First I'll kill her then I'll save her. (Buffy: Going through the motions.) Tara: Everything is turning out so dark. (B: Walking through the part.) Spike: No, I'll save her then I'll kill her. (Giles: What's it gonna take) Willow: I think this line's mostly filler. (G: to strike a spark?) Buffy: These endless days (Sweet: She will come) Are finally ending in a blaze (Sw: To me) Group: And we are caught in the fire The point of no return So we will walk through the fire And let it-- Burn Let it burn Let it burn Let it burn
508	eww4 Fri 4/18/2008 4:20p	It's a little bit funny this feeling inside I'm not one of those who can easily hide I don't have much money but boy if I did I'd buy a big house where we both could live If I was a sculptor, but then again, no Or a man who makes potions in a travelling show I know it's not much but it's the best I can do My gift is my song and this one's for you And you can tell everybody this is your song It may be quite simple but now that it's done I hope you don't mind I hope you don't mind that I put down in words How wonderful life is while you're in the world I sat on the roof and kicked off the moss Well a few of the verses well they've got me quite cross But the sun's been quite kind while I wrote this song It's for people like you that keep it turned on So excuse me forgetting but these things I do You see I've forgotten if they're green or they're blue Anyway the thing is what I really mean Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen
509	SoThisIsLove Tue 4/22/2008 12:39p	All you gotta do is just walk away and pass me by Don't acknowledge my smile when I try to say hello to you, yeah And all you gotta do is not answer my calls when Im trying to get through To keep me wondering why, when all I can do is sigh I just wanna touch you [chorus] I just wanna touch and kiss And I wish that I could be with you tonight You give me butterflies inside, inside and I All I gotta say is that I must be dreaming, can't be real You're not here with me, still I can feel you near me I caress you, let you taste us, just so blissful listen I would give you anything baby, just make my dreams come true Oh baby you give me butterflies [chorus] I just wanna touch and kiss And I wish that I could be with you tonight You give me butterflies inside, inside and I I just wanna touch and kiss And I wish that I could be with you tonight You give me butterflies inside, inside and I If you would take my hand, baby I would show you Guide you to the light babe If you would be my love, baby I will love you, love you til the end of time [chorus] I just wanna touch and kiss And I wish that I could be with you tonight You give me butterflies inside, inside and I I just wanna touch and kiss And I wish that I could be with you tonight You give me butterflies inside, inside and I I just wanna touch and kiss And I wish that I could be with you tonight You give me butterflies inside, inside and I
510	alexbook Fri 4/25/2008 9:24a	While you tinkered with a tailor, Someone sold you to a sailor.

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