| # | Author | Message |
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| bloona Mon 11/19/2007 7:11a | OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH is that Jack sparrow over there??
I can see his telescope!!!
Be right back girls, just get this snow off my hair first please one of you, I want to make a great first impression.....where did I leave those boots with the 6inch heel?
"JACK"
oh "Jaaaaaccccccccccccckkkkk" |
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| christiemarsh88 Mon 11/19/2007 8:26a | Nooooooooo! bloona! It's a trap! The real Jack has much better hair and much shinier gold teeth!
(Quickly throws a (tiny) snowball at bloona, stopping her in her tracks)
I'm sorry bloona, but I had to break the fake-Jack spell! |
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| DVC_dad Mon 11/19/2007 8:42a | *in his best Jack Sparrow voice***
"aye, 'tis me love! Why not come on over for a visit with your old friend, Jack? Hurry along now, don't be did-swaded by your friends. I've got a lovely seat right here just like me own. I'm keppin it warm for ya."
*pats the hidden snowballs lightly and smiles. |
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| bloona Mon 11/19/2007 9:33a | coming Jack! |
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| DVC_dad Mon 11/19/2007 11:27a | As bloona approaches, she realizes all too late who is really waiting!
DVD jumps up and shouts, "a pirate's life for me bloona!" winks and let's the snowballs fly!
(((((splat, splat, splat)))))
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| Pixie Glitter Mon 11/19/2007 11:32a | *hobbles, wheezing, into the war zone, dragging her nebulizer behind her. Gasps out, "Feel free to use glitter in your snowballs, girls. I'm no use to you now as not enough oxygen is getting to my brain to enable me to come up with anything nearly as clever as you all have been doing. I'll be back later once I've recuperated."
Hears the distant voices of her doctor, Mr. Glitter, and Mama Glitter all screaming at her, "Pixie!!! What on earth are you doing out in that snow when you have pneumonia?!? You get your glittery little butt back in the house and go lie down!!"
Hobbles back home, gasping and wheezing pitifully.* |
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| Pixie Glitter Mon 11/19/2007 11:34a | *fakes a huge coughing fit as she passes DVC, falls down in the snow and flails about madly, kicking snow all over DVC. Giggles, causes herself another wheezing fit, and crawls off toward home.* |
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| bloona Mon 11/19/2007 11:54a | It wasnt really Mr Depp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! had me fooled............... my make up still ok Sherry? (thank goodness for this snow proof stuff we're wearing)
I just saw something that looked a bit Pixie Glitter like, but pale and making odd cough noises, must be a relation of hers.
mmmm
Right, Im going to sue DVC for impersonating a pirate.Anyone got a cell phone? |
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| DVC_dad Mon 11/19/2007 1:19p | Now Mrs. Bloona, no need to get the solicitor or Barrister involved. I have written consent from Mr Depp to impersonate Capt Jack Sparrow whenever I want. See?
^waves a bundle of papers from behind his snowbank.
*as he wipes germ infested snow off of his clothes.
I hope PG gets well fast ! |
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| bloona Mon 11/19/2007 1:26p | oh, so you know Mr Depp?
oh oh oh, can you arrange for me to meet him?????????????????????
I'll agree to stop snowballing you! |