| # | Author | Message |
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| melekalikimaka
Tue 2/5/2008 7:23p | Free pizza is always good.
Teacher: Joey, if you put your hand in one pants pocket and found 75 cents, then you put your other hand in your other pants pocket and found 50 cents, what would you have?
Joey: I'd have somebody else's pants on! |
12
| sherrytodd
Tue 2/5/2008 7:24p | I can picture perfectly the way the duck looks as he asks the bartender for the nails...
Must be the fever... |
13
| smedley
Tue 2/5/2008 7:25p | Mmmm it's the way mele tells them I think, I too can picture the duck...
Two snowmen standing in a field...
One says to the other one... "can you smell carrots?"
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14
| knightnfrees
Tue 2/5/2008 7:26p | This grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey! We have a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper looks at the bartender quizzically and says, "You have a drink named Steve?" |
15
| x Pirate_Princess x
Tue 2/5/2008 7:27p | BAHAHA!!
So, what is in a Steve? |
16
| smedley
Tue 2/5/2008 7:28p | OK I'm concerned, people are looking at me oddly because I'm sitting laughing to myself in the corner lol!
If I disappear I may have been sectioned ok? |
17
| x Pirate_Princess x
Tue 2/5/2008 7:29p | sectioned? Is that good or bad??? |
18
| smedley
Tue 2/5/2008 7:30p | Ok, so I'm going to tell you my favourite joke, and it's going to lose some of the effect because I'm not there telling it to you, don't let my DH tell you it's because it's not funny, as that's just not true..
All ready...
Two goldfish in a tank, one says to the other one "Can you drive this thing?"
Badum dum!! |
19
| smedley
Tue 2/5/2008 7:31p | <<sectioned? Is that good or bad???>>
as in taken away to the men in white coats... |
20
| smedley
Tue 2/5/2008 7:32p | Where is Shiva? He was heading home from work about 3hrs ago and hasn't shown up again yet... |
