| # | Author | Message |
551
| ShivaThDestroyer
Wed 2/6/2008 6:27p | >>since I never plan on growing up<<
I just didn't realize that that didn't mean I wouldn't start growing out. |
552
| gottaluvdavillains
Wed 2/6/2008 6:27p | Billy Bob and Luther were talking one
afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther,
"Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready
for a vacation. Only this year I'm
gonna do it a little different.
The last few years, I took yer advice
about where to go.
Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii.
I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant.
Then two years ago, you told me to go to
the Bahamas, and Earlene got pregnant again.
Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned
if Earlene didn't get pregnant again!"
Luther asks, "So, what you gon
do different this year Billy Bob?"
Billy Bob says, "This year I'm takin Earlene with me."
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553
| ShivaThDestroyer
Wed 2/6/2008 6:28p | I was 125 lbs when I got out of the service, that was almost a whole body ago! |
554
| smedley
Wed 2/6/2008 6:28p | LOL! |
555
| smedley
Wed 2/6/2008 6:30p | OK 553 was for 551..
Don't talk to me about it, I remember when I was lat thin, not any more boys and girls I can tell ya! |
556
| ShivaThDestroyer
Wed 2/6/2008 6:30p | gottaluv, that was great!!! sort of reminded me of Ferd Berfel and Fred Farkel. |
557
| smedley
Wed 2/6/2008 6:30p | Hey villains I thought you were going to feed the kids? I don't want to be getting the blame for you neglecting them lol! |
558
| gottaluvdavillains
Wed 2/6/2008 6:31p | If weight is the subject - I will need to leave - I give up all the things I like and still can't lose anything!! |
559
| ShivaThDestroyer
Wed 2/6/2008 6:31p | Don't worry, she'll just blame me... |
560
| gottaluvdavillains
Wed 2/6/2008 6:32p | Okay smed - i see you want me to leave - I put the bread in the oven to warm up and the soup will go in a few minutes |
