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Topic: How I got my fortune.

#	Author	Message
1	friendofdd Wed 4/9/2008 11:14a	A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932, the depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel. I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents. The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 PM for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of $3.50. Then my wife's father died and left us ten million dollars."
2	Mrs ElderP Wed 4/9/2008 2:13p	lol
3	smedley Fri 4/11/2008 1:50p	LOL another good one friendofdd :)
4	alexbook Mon 4/14/2008 5:07p	An oldie but a goodie. :-P
5	Liberty Belle Wed 4/16/2008 2:05a	lol!
6	bloona Wed 4/16/2008 5:38a	very good..lol
7	WDWdreamin Fri 4/18/2008 9:47p	hehe
8	Disneyland55 Thu 9/18/2008 3:10p	This is my favorite friendofdd joke yet!

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