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Topic: School Bomb Plotter Wanted To Kill Jesus

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1	EighthDwarf Fri 5/2/2008 11:49a	Here's the article: http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/...pstories "He said death was better than life," Craig Townsend said. "He told the sheriff he wanted to die and go to heaven and once he got there, he wanted to kill Jesus." This is proof they should teach the bible in public school. If they had, the boy might've learned that the romans took care of him 2000 years ago.
2	wahooskipper Fri 5/2/2008 11:59a	Yes, I'm sure he will be disappointed to find out that someone beat him to it.
3	DAR Fri 5/2/2008 12:01p	Is that the name of the school janitor Jesus Lopez?
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5	EighthDwarf Fri 5/2/2008 12:56p	<<Is that the name of the school janitor Jesus Lopez?>> LOL! You may be right. So is there a lesser penalty for trying to kill a janitor rather than trying to kill god?
6	mele Fri 5/2/2008 1:01p	<<So is there a lesser penalty for trying to kill a janitor rather than trying to kill god?>> That depends...is he an illegal alien?
7	EighthDwarf Fri 5/2/2008 1:12p	Jesus an illegal alien?? Hmm, you may be onto something there. I can see him being turned away by Homeland Security when he arrives in all his glory at the 2nd coming. At the border: "Sure, you may be the alpha and the omega, but have you had your chest x-rayed?"
8	Elderp Fri 5/2/2008 4:40p	I read this article and I think to myself "and why did we cut out insane asylums?"
9	EighthDwarf Fri 5/2/2008 8:15p	Ask your buddy Ronald Reagan.
10	mele Fri 5/2/2008 9:03p	Since when was Elderp buddies with RR?

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