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Topic: for anyone who's had a bad day

#	Author	Message
1	disney pete Wed 5/7/2008 9:59a	hopefully this will cheer you up a little TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE 1 . My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2 . I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. 7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing. 10. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room spinning medicine. 12. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 13. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 14. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 15. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 16. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it! 17. Wrinkled Was Not What I Wanted to Be When I Grew up! 18. Procrastinate Now! 19. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That? 20. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. 21. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance. 22. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! 23. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. 24. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD. 25. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory. 26. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig. 27. The trouble with life is there's no background music. 28. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson. 29. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on. .
2	Mrs ElderP Wed 5/7/2008 10:04a	:)
3	sun-n-fun Wed 5/7/2008 10:10a	Definately made me smile!! Very good. I especially like #12.
4	beamerdog Wed 5/7/2008 10:40a	Too funny :-D Thanks
5	SoThisIsLove Wed 5/7/2008 10:43a	#23...that's classic!
6	LadyKluck Wed 5/7/2008 10:49a	Oh #14 is good too! :P
7	SoThisIsLove Wed 5/7/2008 10:53a	*Giggling* too true, LadyKluck, too true! :)
8	DyGDisney Wed 5/7/2008 11:18a	#6 and #13 are my faves. Which one to be my next e-mail sig first???
9	bloona Wed 5/7/2008 12:18p	very good Pete/..lol
10	LuLu Wed 5/7/2008 12:57p	Fantastic! :-D

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