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Topic: Teacher accused of being a Wizard

#	Author	Message
1	DAR Wed 5/7/2008 2:05p	http://www.local6.com/news/161...ail.html Perhaps Hogwarts needs a new teacher. He probably would have been better off sleeping with one of his students, oh wait he's a male cancel that.
2	oc_dean Wed 5/7/2008 2:08p	So tell me :) .... Did he twitch his nose .. or blink his eyes to make the toothpick disappear? Oh .. one other thing .... Is he a good witch .. or a bad witch?
3	EighthDwarf Wed 5/7/2008 2:20p	This teacher was probably reported by one of the fans of this website: http://www.jesus-is-savior.com...evil.htm My favorite quote: "But as wild as children seem to be about Harry, no one is happier about the phenomenon than the old-school Satanists, who were struggling to recruit new members prior to the publication of the first Potter book in 1997. "Harry is an absolute godsend to our cause," said High Priest "Egan" of the First Church of Satan in Salem, MA. "An organization like ours thrives on new blood - no pun intended - and we've had more applicants than we can handle lately.""
4	avromark Wed 5/7/2008 2:24p	So if we tie a rock to his foot and toss him in the lake does that make him a wizard or a witch if he saves himself?
5	davewasbaloo Wed 5/7/2008 2:28p	You have got to be kidding me. Can people be any more stupid. What scares me is these crackpots influence the leadership of the most powerful country in the world (after China). God forbid I used to wear black, listen to heavy metal and do magic - and I was a teacher at one stage of my career. Same for Gene Simmons of Kiss. How can we educate these idiots???!!!
6	avromark Wed 5/7/2008 2:35p	Well you know maybe his next trick involved a lock along with the toothpick? I just love illogical people.
7	jdub Wed 5/7/2008 2:43p	>>Same for Gene Simmons of Kiss.<< Well, HIIM I don't want near my kid or anyone else's.
8	Kar2oonMan Wed 5/7/2008 2:46p	>>How can we educate these idiots???!!!<< Turn 'em into toads.
9	SingleParkPassholder Wed 5/7/2008 3:13p	John Wooden was the Wizard of Westwood. Good thing he's retired, he might get strung up.
10	mele Wed 5/7/2008 5:03p	<<http://www.jesus-is-savior.com...>> HAHAHA, I like the spooky music playing on the website but that's not too surprising considering I am a frustrated old-school satanist (word up), unable to meet my recruitment quota.

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