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Topic: Locked out of car somewhere in the UK

#	Author	Message
1	friendofdd Mon 5/12/2008 4:41p	(Works best with a british accent) A bloke is sitting by his car at the side of the road looking unhappy. A passer-by sees his glum face and asks what the problem is. "I've locked myself out of my car." replies the man. "That's not a problem," replied the passer-by, "Step out of the way, and let me have a look." The motorist is a bit perplexed, but reckons there's no harm in it letting the man try. So the passer-by turns around, and rubs his legs slowly up and down the driver"s door. Suddenly, the lock opens and the man turns and opens the car door. "That's amazing!" says the motorist, "How did you do it?" "It's easy," replies the pedestrian,... "I'm wearing khaki trousers."
2	u k fan Mon 5/12/2008 4:44p	*Rolls eyes* Very drole!!!
3	SoThisIsLove Mon 5/12/2008 4:49p	Don't laugh at me, but I don't get it. And I'm not even a blonde... :(
4	SoThisIsLove Mon 5/12/2008 4:49p	Crud. I hit "Post" just as I get it....
5	Lady Starlight Mon 5/12/2008 5:09p	Kahhh Key. I said it with a New england accent.LOL
6	smedley Mon 5/12/2008 5:25p	LOOOOOOL I so love friendofdd's jokes, and I got it immediately as I have the accent in my brain LOL!
7	x Pirate_Princess x Fri 6/6/2008 11:52a	Thank you, LS! I didn't get it either! LOL
8	TXDISNEYNERD Fri 6/6/2008 1:03p	I didn't get it at first either. I had to read it a couple of times before I went oohh. I guess I could have read it once and just read Lady Starlight's comment.
9	999HAUNTS Fri 6/6/2008 3:22p	And here I had something dirty in mind and didn't even get the "KKKAAA KEY" part.
10	Tinkeroon Sat 6/7/2008 12:21a	I didn't get it either... until I said "khaki" with a New England accent in my mind. Then of course, I got to do the whole eye roll thing. Duh!

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