Play Pen
Topic: Dogs...

#	Author	Message
1	friendofdd Mon 9/8/2008 8:45p	Two handsome male dogs are walking down the street with a homely male dog. Suddenly they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time. The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return. Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the words "liver" and "cheese" together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me." The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says "I love liver and cheese." "Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever." She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and said, "How well can you do?" "Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever. "My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence." She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you, little guy?" The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says... "Liver alone. Cheese mine."
2	ShivaThDestroyer Mon 9/8/2008 9:37p	fodd, yet another masterpiece!!! I didn't even see this one coming.
3	Disneyland55 Mon 9/8/2008 10:22p	Bwahahahahaaa!
4	gottaluvdavillains Mon 9/8/2008 11:40p	FoDD - Thank you... This was just the thing to get me out of my WE blues!!
5	smedley Tue 9/9/2008 3:22a	Too funny :)
6	TXDISNEYNERD Tue 9/9/2008 7:55a	ROTFLOL

All times are Pacific Time (US)

Note: Information on the discussion boards is sometimes based on rumors or incorrect information and should not be assumed true. Messages do not necessarily reflect the opinion of LaughingPlace.com or its editors.

< Previous Topic

Next Topic >

You must be a registered user to post messages.
Click here to register.
After registration you will automatically be brought back to this topic

Laughing Place Podcast
This week on the LPP - Disney World discounts, Mickey's Christmas Party, Disneyland holiday changes, the Disney / Verizon announcement and Reader Mail plus the crew give their favorite Magic Kingdom attractions, Brent's Corner, Stump the Crew and everyone's favorite - the Captain's Challenge.

What's on
The Latest
The Lion King to perform as part of 2008 Royal Variety Performance and BBC Radio 2's Friday Night is Music Night
Walt Disney Imagineering Earns Four Thea Awards
Travel Industry Honors Walt Disney Parks and Resorts Chairman Jay Rasulo
The Walt Disney Company Grants $1.5 Million to Reforest Fire-Ravaged Areas in Southern California
Disneyland Resort Horticulture Honored for Excellence in Landscaping
International Superstar Yanni Signs to Disney Pearl Series
Microsoft Research and Disney-Pixar's WALL-E Explore the Real Universe
Disney Interactive Studios Embarks on a “Fully Awesome” Adventure with Disney’s Bolt
Disney Store Black Friday Specials Begin at Midnight at More Than 100 Stores Nationwide
Enchanting and Magical Disney Fairies & Tinker Bell Pretend Play Products Now Available at Retail

Click here for The Latest